I haven’t known true peace in my life since before I overstuffed the freezer with sliced shabu shabu meats and it came open in the middle of the night and ruined p much everything in there
reblog for easter
forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet
sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast.
Should I go tubing with this girl I’m talking to on Sunday? (would be our first time meeting and her coworkers would be there)
Yes, you should meet someone new
No, your back is tired from moving boxes
Yes, you really wanted to go for a float this summer
No, you just don’t like the vibes
See Resultsy'know, I tend to feel sorry for my parents and middle siblings for how they don’t go out of their way to experience the world the way I do, but then I remember that my mom and brother went to Chicago for 30 hours during the MLB playoffs the year the Cubs won, and it reminds me that everyone has their reason
its gross that something so wonderful is happening in my life rn and yet my nagging thought is “I wouldn’t be having near as much fun if this was happening while I was with my ex.” Thats not fair to her.
Blåhaj has a son???
gun is a beautiful mother animal and it gives birth to baby bullets who are so fast and small and strong
its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome
I might finally be on a hot streak. Jogging farther than ever, finishing my work a day early, doubling up on pilates classes, got a new idea for a zine, Ibushi is debuting soon and I totally called my shot with this trip to Boston, got to cook a stunt meal last weekend, kid sis is coming to visit soon, merch samples popping off left and right, doing good at not drinking, ect.
almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”